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"Gordon Romsey's Pizza Place" An Amusing Story

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Here is a transcript of my experience when I attempted to phone an order through for a pizza delivery from Gordon Romsey’s Pizza Place in London.. 

Mt Attempt at Humour: A Balanced Diet by Trevor Jones

Trevor Jones: Is this Gordons pizza?

Google: No sir, it’s Google pizza.

Trevor Jones: I must have dialled the wrong number sorry.

Google:  No Sir. Google bought Gordon Pizzas last month.

Trevor Jones: Oh, really? In that case. I would like to order a pizza.

Google: Do you want your usual, Sir?

Trevor Jones: My usual?

Google: According to you caller ID profile, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms, and meatballs- on a thick crust.

Trevor Jones: OK. That’s what I want.

Google: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula  with sun dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten free thin crust

Trevor Jones: What?

Google:  Your cholesterol is not good sir.

Trevor Jones:  How do you know?

Google: We cross referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the results of your blood test for the last seven years.

Trevor Jones: I already take medications for my cholesterol.

Google: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our data, you only filled your prescription for 30 cholesterol tablets once four months ago at CVS spreadsheet.

Trevor Jones: I bought more from another drug store.

Google: That doesn’t show you on our credit statements.

Trevor Jones: I paid in cash.

Google: On the date in question, you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.

Trevor Jones: Excuse me, I have other sources of cash.

Google: It doesn’t appear that way on your last tax return unless you are referring to an undeclared income source, which is against the law.

Trevor Jones: What the hell.

Google. I’m sorry sir, we use this data only with the sole intention of helping you.

Trevor Jones: Enough already! I’m sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I’m moving to an island without internet, cable TV and where there is no cell phones service and no one to spy on me.

Google: I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago

Trevor Jones: Just one more question can I buy my pizza with Bitcoin?

Google: Bitcoin sir, we never new you had Bitcoin.  

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